Do not get up slightly late and forget to put on deodorant in your groggy rush to get out the door.
Which you will realize has occurred whilst sitting at your desk wondering why your underarms feel so sweaty.
You will think to yourself, no need for the drugstore. I'll stop by the car at lunch and grab the deodorant I already have from my gym bag.
Which has been sitting outside in a minus 16 windchill.
No bother you decide. I shall leave the deodorant at room temperature for a bit before applying it.
You wait. You go to the bathroom to apply said deodorant and it feels like WEDGING A GINORMOUS ICY GOLF BALL IN YOUR ARMPIT.
Do not do this.
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