Spam. A Lot.

Well my bulk folder is as busy as ever. Here are some of the more amusing spam senders and titles I have received lately. And as they say in any fancy schmancy publication, [italics mine.]

Lucas Grady - shackle adept - I always like that in a man.

codpiece - The best credit - I'll take your word for it coddy.

Vivien Moss - a life-threatening vagina - On some days, yes I can be.

Vista Triffies - Been Made - No Vista, them triffies done not been made so stop triflin'!

Words Depths - Keep good - And already, your credibility is shaken...

Mathilda Sutton - debit psychedelic - Ah yes. How well I know that place.


Claudia Williamson - strict mildness - Claudia's probably a Virgo.

Paul Allen - blotchy fondle - Hey Paul? If it's blotchy, I'm not fondling it k?

Porfirio Gaines - Hi, nut grass - Hey! What up Peanut Turd?

Morris Thorne - World top medical stuff produced to make you happy - Uh yeah. It's called Demerol.

Helena Olson - profusion unsportsmanlike - Hey, if he's got profusion, I don't really care about his sportsmanship - Heh!

lily nazyr - "Suture Self Magazine", the home guide to personal surgery - Ok I'm goth, but I ain't THAT goth.