True Confessions

Friends, Romans is proud to present another installment of its continuing series:

TRUE CONFESSIONS

1. My cat Lolly has a foot fetish.
   
2. The dish soap in the kitchen at my office smells exactly like Irn Bru, which I drank a lot of as a kid. Funnily enough, it doesn't worry me in the slightest.
   
3. I slept in until 1:00 p.m. on Sunday and seriously, SERIOUSLY could have stayed in bed the whole day.
   
4. I have entered a United Way auction at work. If I am successful, I will make my radio debut on one of our country music station's morning shows! Watch this space.