Here's Hopin'

These were my horoscopes in the local papers for the coming year. Apparently I'm dodging infamy, attaining the impossible and becoming a swami. Sounds good to me.

If today is your birthday: Thankfully, a much-dreaded disaster never did come to pass. And as a result, you'll find that a certain impossible dream becomes quite possible. With Jupiter providing support you can expect this year to bring you a most favourable and surprising outcome. Happy birthday to Quentin Tarantino, 46.

No matter how turbulent the events that take place around you over the coming 12 months you will find a place of inner peace that makes you immune to the ways of the world. Once you've found it don't ever let it go. If you can, help others find it too.